I am reminded of an article I wrote for the Journal of the Royal Society of Medicine – here is the link J R Soc Med 2013: 106: 10–12. DOI 10.1258/jrsm.2012.120266  

I Really Need a Haircut…   I really need a haircut; really, I need what my good friend Yves would call an ‘emergency haircut’. I could put it in bunches but I am just not that flamboyant!   I’d really like to see friends, just to have one of those no nonsense, shoot the breeze…